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Loftus Suburb Review

Loftus Suburb Review

2 Comments

  • Easter Bunny
    Posted March 25, 2024 at 1:59 pm

    Dear Greg, while it is concerning how you pay attention to the lack of singlets and wide-brim hats worn, I fully understand your worries about the numbers of singlets seen in the Loftus territory.

    Just kidding, I think you should go to Specsavers because me and Santa Claus are out every day on a energizing walk while we plot who’s getting presents and easter eggs that year, and we are always in our signature-colour singlets and bunnings wide brim hats. I would invite you to join us but I think you may slow us down while walking with your Aidcare mobility walking stick. also, the vitamin C provided on the walk may increase the number of wrinkles infesting your chiseled face.
    So I highly recommend you pay attention to the expiry date on your easter eggs this year as they may be as old as you.

    Watch your behind, Greg.
    You will not be receiving any good Easter Eggs from me.

  • Greg Payne
    Posted July 8, 2023 at 8:27 am

    I have lived in Loftus since 1975 and I am yet to see anyone in a singlet top and full brim hat, I must start looking, it will relieve the boredom of living in a suburb full of lovely friendly people.

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